Love him or loathe him, Donald J. Trump is never boring. But behind the golden towers and fiery tweets, there are some seriously unsettling truths about the 45th President. Buckle up, darlings—because we’ve got the receipts!

1. He Once Said He’d Date His Own Daughter… On National Television

The Tea: In a 2006 interview with The View, Trump was asked if he’d date his then-25-year-old daughter, Ivanka. His response? “Well, I think that she’s beautiful… If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Why It’s Disturbing: Um… sir? That’s your child. Even the audience gasped! Psychologists have called this kind of comment “emotionally incestuous,” and let’s just say it didn’t age well.

Illustration Idea: A cartoon Trump winking at a blushing, uncomfortable Ivanka with a thought bubble: “Daddy’s Girl… Literally?”

2. He Mocked a Disabled Reporter—And Denied It

The Tea: At a 2015 rally, Trump imitated New York Times reporter Serge Kovaleski, who has arthrogryposis (a condition affecting joint movement). Trump flailed his arms and slurred his speech in a cruel impression. Later, he claimed he “doesn’t know” Kovaleski was disabled—despite interviewing him before.

Why It’s Disturbing: Bullying the vulnerable isn’t just tacky—it’s downright cruel. Even his allies cringed.

Illustration Idea: Cartoon Trump flailing like a wacky inflatable tube man next to a frowning reporter with the caption: “Leadership or Lunacy?”

3. He Bragged About Walking In on Undressed Teen Pageant Contestants

The Tea: On Howard Stern’s show in 2005, Trump proudly admitted barging into dressing rooms of Miss Teen USA contestants, saying: “I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed… You know, no men are anywhere. And I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant.”

Why It’s Disturbing: Multiple contestants confirmed this happened. Yikes.

Illustration Idea: A cartoon Trump peeking through a dressing room curtain as pageant girls scream, with a sign: “Talent Scout or Creepy Uncle?”

4. He Repeatedly Spread the Birther Conspiracy About Obama

The Tea: For years, Trump pushed the racist lie that President Obama wasn’t born in the U.S., demanding his birth certificate. He only half-heartedly dropped it in 2016—while still implying something was fishy.

Why It’s Disturbing: Experts say this was a deliberate racial dog whistle. Not a good look.

Illustration Idea: Cartoon Trump in a detective hat squinting at a giant Hawaiian birth certificate with a magnifying glass, muttering: “Fake News… But Also Real?”

5. He Suggested Injecting Disinfectant to Cure COVID

The Tea: During a 2020 press briefing, Trump mused: “I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute… Is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside?” Doctors immediately warned this could kill people.

Why It’s Disturbing: People actually did ingest bleach after his comments. Yep.

Illustration Idea: A cartoon Trump holding a Clorox bottle like a syringe, grinning, with a thought bubble: “Doctor’s Orders?”

Final Thought: Whether you think he’s a maverick or a menace, one thing’s clear—Trump’s antics are never dull. Stay tuned for more scandalous scoops, sweeties!

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(Disclaimer: All illustrations are satirical. Facts are sourced from verified interviews, court documents, and witness accounts.)